Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Week 17 picks


Last week of the regular season. After a disappointing week 15, we rallied to our plateau of .500 by going 8-8. It's time to close the regular season out hot, though. So here goes our week 17 picks. Enjoy...

Dolphins (+4.5) v. PATS
NE is not gonna play all their guys all game and Tony Sparano and Chad Henne are feeling the heat.

BTPC pick = Miami taking the 4.5

Bills (+8) v. JETS
We like the Bills for the same reason we like Miami. However...Brian Brohm may be starting for the Bills so we're not quite as sure on this one.

BTPC pick = Bills getting the 8.

Cowboys (+10) v. EAGLES
Garrett is trying to remove the interim from his title and Dallas gets to dump Roy Williams after this season.

BTPC pick = Cowboys taking the 10.

Giants (-4) v. REDSKINS
Is Tom Coughlin feeling heat? We actually kinda like the Shannahans here to continue to prove they were right picking Rex Grossman over the Campbell's Soup Spokeswoman's son.

BTPC pick = Skins taking the 4.

Steelers (-5.5) v. BROWNS
The 'Burgh is playing for the #2 seed in the AFC and a first round bye. Cleveland is playing for...Eric Mangini's job? We'll take the first one.

BTPC pick = Steelers laying the 5.5

RAVENS (-9.5) v. Bengals
The Ravens are hoping the Steelers lose and this game gives them the #2 seed. 9.5 is a lotta points, but you do have Carson Palmer throwing on a football field Ed Reed will be on. There could be like 4 pick sixes this game.

BTPC pick = Ravens laying the 9.5

Vikes (+3) v. LIONS
The Joe Webb Ride continues. My god...look at the size of his hands!

BTPC pick = Vikes taking the 3.

PACKERS (-10) v. Bears
Warning, if Atlanta wins their 1pm game, this game could be rendered meaningless for the Bears because they'll have locked in the #2 NFC seed. That's right...da Bears. Wow.

BTPC pick = Bears getting 10.

Titans (+9.5) v. COLTS
This could be Fisher's last game for the Titans. And he's playing his man crush, Peyton.

BTPC pick = Titans taking the 9.5

TEXANS (-3) v. Jags
The Jags will be without Garrard and MJD and it took a hail mary to win last time.

BTPC pick = Texans laying 3.

FALCONS (-14.5) v. Panthers
Falcons playing for the #1 seed in the NFC. Panthers...Jimmy Fox's last game. We'll take the first.

BTPC pick = Falcons laying 14.5

BUCS (+7.5) v. Saints
Josh Freeman and the upstart Bucs or Peyton and his veteran team in a game they'll be scoreboard watching until pulling the starters once Atlanta gets to pounding on Carolina. We'll take the first.

BTPC pick = UPSET SPECIAL! Bucs getting the 7.5

CHIEFS (-3.5) v. Raiders
KC could clinch the 3rd seed in the AFC. Wow.

BTPC pick = KC laying the 3.5

BRONCOS (+3.5) v. Chargers
So much for that Charger December record awesomeness. Could the state of Denver explode if Tebow wins this game? Yes...but Phil Rivers is gonna pop that ballon. There's only room for one supercharged egotistical gunslinger in the AFC West.

BTPC pick = San Diego laying the 3.5

Cards (+6.5) v. 49ERS
Uh...take the points?

BTPC pick = Cards taking the 6.5

Rams (-3) v. SEAHAWKS
Charlie Whitehurst v. Sam Bradford. We'll take the latter.

BTPC pick = Rams laying the 3



Last Week: 8-8 Upset Special: 1-0
Season to date: 124-107-9 Upset specials 10-2-1
Career to date: 250-229-17

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Week 16 picks


It's a good thing we got our bragging out of the way last week for the back-to-back 10 win weeks, because man...did we screw the pooch last week. 6-10...ouch. But that's ok, we're getting right back on the horse. With our twitter picks for Thursday and Satruday's games, we are...SHOCKER...1-1 so far this week. Let's this thing turned around. Week 16 picks...engage...now.

Lions (+3.5) v. DOLPHINS
BTPC pick = Miami laying 3.5

Vikings (+14) v. EAGLES
BTPC pick =Eagles laying 14

SKINS (+7) v. Jags
BTPC pick =Skins getting 7

49ERS (+2) v. Rams
BTPC pick =49ers getting 2

SEAHAWKS (+6) v. Bucs
BTPC pick =Seahawks getting 6

BILLS (+8) v. Pats
BTPC pick =Bills getting 8

Jets (+2.5) at BEARS
BTPC pick =Chicago laying 2.5

BROWNS (+3.5) v. Ravens
BTPC pick =Ravens laying 3.5

Titans (+5) v. CHIEFS
BTPC pick =Chiefs laying 5

Colts (-3) v. RAIDERS
BTPC pick =Raiders getting 3.

Texans (-2.5) v. BRONCOS
BTPC pick =Broncos getting 2.5

PACK (-3) v. Giants
BTPC pick =Pack laying 3

Chargers (-8) v. BENGALS
BTPC pick =Chargers laying 8

Saints (+2.5) v. FALCONS
BTPC pick =UPSET SPECIAL Saints getting 2.5


Last Week: 6-10 Upset Special: 0-0
Season to date: 116-99-9 Upset specials 9-2-1
Career to date: 242-221-17

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas from the 'Pine

Merry Christmas to you and yours. Enjoy some Christmas wisdom from Cousin Eddie. Yes...sometimes shitters do, in fact, get full...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

CNN says goodbye to the Crypt Keeper: Larry King

This past Thursday night marked the end of a 25-year run for dead-on ringer for HBO's Tales From The Crypt Crypt Keeper, Larry King on CNN.

How King managed to survive for 25 years is beyond us, as his prowess as an interviewer was far from great. In fact, the LA Times did a piece last week showing some of the top gaffes King made during that run. Boy...King sure did "prepare" for work, huh?

Our favorite? Seinfeld's "Do you know who I am?"



Don't worry DADT proponents, history shows passing over into the Gay Way makes badass fighting forces

Look no further than our victory over the Russians in Top Gun...




Saturday, December 18, 2010

DADT is Dead and it is absolutely Faaaabulouuuuus...

The US Senate actually stepped up and did something long overdue today, they ended a government-devised and instituted policy of discrimination. With today's repeal of the the purely anti-American Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy of homosexuals serving in the United States Armed Forces, the United States Senate did two things.

First, it ended a terribly stupid policy that should have never been instituted to begin with, since it goes against the very freedoms that our armed forces are supposed to be protecting.


Second, they ensured that John McCain will forever be remembered as a bigoted, petty little man on the wrong side of history.

To all our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters: Congrats. One hurdle down, one more to go. Legalize gay marriage.

BTW, the picture at the top is actually a picture of McCain and some shipmates during the war...when they were all "in the Naaaavyyyy..."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Week 15 picks: BTPC is en fuego...


Week 15. At the risk of riling up the gambling gods, let us take a moment to remind you that we have been red hot the last two weeks (21-9-1). YOWZA! Can we keep it up? Who knows? That's why we figured we better brag about it while we could. Can't brag about our fantasy football team anymore, as Sexual Napalms season unfortunately went the way of the Mayer-Simpson relationship last week in the first round of the playoffs. Oh well...on to the picks. Enjoy.

49ers (+9.5) v. CHARGERS
This game actually means something, as both teams are fighting to win their division. Vincent Jackson is back for the Chargers and last week, it seemed like you could tell a difference for the offense. The 49ers have someone back too, unfortunately for them, it's QB Alex Smith.

BTPC pick = Chargers laying the 9.5

Bills (+5.5) v. DOLPHINS

Saints (+1) v. RAVENS
The Ravens almost choked it to Matt Schaub and Gary Kubiak. Sean Peyton and Breesus are a little better, plus you're getting a point.

BTPC pick = Saints getting 1.

Texans (+1.5) v. TITANS
Wow, listening to the comment coming out of the Titans camp, it sounds like the 'stache has lost at least part of the locker room. Plus, Kubiak has to want to beat Fisher to keep him from getting his job as soon as Bud Adams picks the Tequila-swilling, headcase QB over the longest-tenured NFL coach in the league, right?

BTPC pick = Texans getting 1.5

Cardinals (+2.5) v. PANTHERS
Allow us to channel Pink Floyd for this game: Helloooooo....Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can here me? Is there anyone watching this game? Other than Andrew Luck? Claussen rises to try to convince the powers to be not to take Luck. It ain't gonna work, but we just can't take the Panther when they're not getting points.

BTPC pick = Cards getting 2.5

Browns (+1) v. BENGALS
At what point to the Bengals sit Carson Palmer out by the curb like a Christmas tree post December 25th?

BTPC pick = Browns getting the point.

COWBOYS (-6) v. Redskins
Skins start Rex Grossman. This ain't Florida and the SEC.

BTPC pick = Cowboys giving 6.

Jags (+4.5) v. COLTS
We like Indy here, but these games are always close. 4.5 is too much

BTPC pick = Jags getting 4.5.

GIANTS (-3) v. Eagles
The Giants have been relying on Miami discard Derrick Hagan at WR.

BTPC pick = Eagles getting 3.

Lions (+5.5) v. BUCS
This was lining up to be the two top rookie DTs until McCoy got hurt.

BTPC pick = Lions getting 5.5.

RAMS (+1) v. Chiefs
Bradford or Coyle?

BTPC pick = Rams getting 1.

FALCONS (-7) v. Seahawks
West coast team traveling to East coast, where the east coast team plays very, very well.

BTPC pick = Falcons laying 7.

Jets (+6) v. STEELERS
The Steelers are hurting. Troy P will not play. 6 points is a lot, but it ain't exactly like the Jets have scored a lot lately. Warning: this pick could be heavily influenced by the fact that we want the Jets to lose to see the feeding frenzy that will ensue afterwards.

BTPC pick = Steelers laying 6.

RAIDERS (-6.5) v. Broncos
Uh...Tebow is gonna start?

BTPC pick = Raiders laying 6.5

PATRIOTS (-11) v. Packers
No Aaron Rodgers

BTPC pick = Pats laying 11.

Bears (-6) v. VIKINGS
Would really like to pick the Vikes playing an outdoors home game in like 29 years. But I'm not even sure who their QB is.

BTPC pick = Bears laying 6.


Last Week: 11-5 Upset Special: 1-0
Season to date: 110-89-9 Upset specials 9-2-1
Career to date: 236-211-17

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

BTPC Exclusive: NY Jets Tripgate exposed

After the news today that the NY Jets had changed strength & conditioning Coach Sam Alosi's suspension to "indefinite" status following the admission that Alosi had ordered several inactive players beside him to form a blockade line, the BTPC gained this exclusive interview with Alosi.



BTPC: Do you recall why you put players in a line?

ALOSI: I'm sure I don't. I have many men in my charge, 'Pine, I make them stand in many lines.

BTPC: Do you recall an incident involving a blockade line with the Miami Dolphins and Nolan Carroll?

ALOSI: Yes.

BTPC: Did you report the line to the proper authorities?

ALOSI: I have two books at my bedside, 'Pine, the NFL Player Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I'm aware of are my Head Coach, Rex Ryan and the Lord our God.

BTPC: Did you report the Miami blocking line to your superiors?

ALOSI: I remember thinking very highly of Coach Westoff and Coach Ryan and not wanting to see their images tarnished by a formal charge of systematic cheating.

BTPC: You preferred it to be handled within the unit.

ALOSI: I most certainly did.

BTPC: Coach Alosi, do you know what a Code Red is?

ALOSI: Yes I do.

BTPC: Have you ever ordered a Code Red?

ALOSI: No, I have not.

BTPC: Did you order those inactive players to make sure that no Dolphin gunners would have room if forced outside?

ALOSI: That is a distortion of the truth. Those players were simply watching the game action, only during kicks, in a uniform fashion, side-by-side, as close to the white line as possible. I assure you that at no time were they trying to in any way effect Mr. Carroll's ability to cover that punt.

BTPC: I'm sure it was lovely for Mr. Carroll, but you did order those players to form that line and you did stick your knee out and trip Mr. Carroll.

ALOSI: Yes.

BTPC: Wouldn't this form of coaching be considered a Code Red?

ALOSI: Not necessarily.

BTPC: If I called the other 31 teams in the league and asked them to testify, would they call it a Code Red?

ALOSI: 'Pine, I believe in God, and in his son Jesus Christ, and because I do, I can say this: Nolan Carroll tripped and that's a tragedy. But he tripped because he had no code. He's tripped because we have no honor. And God was watching.

After the above, we secured the following interview with NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan:


BTPC: Coach Ryan, prior to the game against the Miami Dolphins, you had a meeting with your Special Teams Coach and your Strength & Conditioning Coach, is that right?

RYAN: Yes.

BTPC: And at present, Coach Alosi is indefinitely suspended without pay and has been fined an additional $25,000 dollars, is that right?

NY Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum: Surely you didn't ask for this interview for Coach Ryan to confirm that information.

BTPC: I just wasn't sure if Coach Ryan knew that the NY Jets organization had thrown one of his assistants completely under the bus. But I'll move on. Coach Ryan, at the time of this meeting, you gave Coach Westoff an order, it that right?

RYAN: I ordered Westoff that Carroll was not to be touched.

BTPC: And did you give an order to Coach Alosi as well?

RYAN: I told Alosi to tell everyone to stay away from the sideline.

BTPC: Why?

RYAN: I felt Nolan Carroll would be in danger if our players were too close to the sideline.

BTPC: Grave danger?

RYAN: Is there another kind?

BTPC: Coach Ryan, we have in our possession two playbooks, the NY Jets playbook and the NY Jets Special Teams playbook. Both of these two playbooks make no mention of the sideline blockade line.

Tannenbaum: I don't understand, you have two playbooks that prove a play that never existed?

BTPC: We believe it did. *Glancing over at Danny Woodhead and David Clowney* We're prepared to call Danny Woodhead and David Clowney, both former NY Jets players who played on the special teams units for the Jets.

RYAN: This is ridiculous.

BTPC: Coach, a moment ago...

RYAN: Check the playbooks for christ's sake.

BTPC: We'll get to the former players in just a minute. A moment ago, you said that you ordered Westoff to order the men not to touch Carroll.

RYAN: That's right.

BTPC: And Westoff was clear on what you wanted?

RYAN: Crystal.

BTPC: Any chance Westoff ignored the order?

RYAN: Not a chance.

BTPC: Any chance Westoff ignored the order?

RYAN: Ignored the order?

BTPC: Any chance he just forgot about it?

RYAN: No.

BTPC: Any chance Westoff left your office and said, "The fat man's wrong."?

RYAN: No.

BTPC: When Westoff spoke to the team and told them not to touch Carroll, any chance they ignored him?

RYAN: You ever played on a NFL team, son?

BTPC: No sir.

RYAN: Ever played special teams?

BTPC: No sir.

RYAN: Ever held hands with three other players and formed a wedge as 250 plus pound men running like missles came flying at you?

BTPC: No sir.

RYAN: We follow orders son. We follow orders or people lose their jobs. Are we clear?

BTPC: Yes sir.

RYAN: Are we clear?

BTPC: Crystal.

BTPC: Coach...I just have one more question before I call Danny Woodhead and David Clowney: If you gave an order that Carroll wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would he be in danger? Why would it be necessary for Alosi to order the players to keep away from the sideline?

RYAN: Nolan Carroll was a sub-standard gunner. We had to keep players from the sideline because...

BTPC: But that's not what you said. You said they had to stay away from the sideline because Carroll was in grave danger.

RYAN: Yes...that's correct, but...

BTPC: You said, "He was in danger." I said, "Grave danger." You said--

RYAN: Yeah, I know...

BTPC: I can have the transcript read back to you...

RYAN: I know what I said. I don't need it read back to me...

BTPC: Then why the two orders?

*silence*

BTPC: Coach?

RYAN: Sometimes men take matters into their own hands.

BTPC: No sir. You made it clear that your men never take matters into their own hands. Your men follow orders or people lose their jobs. So Carroll shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should he have, Coach?

RYAN: You little bastard.

BTPC: If Westoff told the players that Carroll wasn't to be touched, then why did the players have to keep back from the sidelines?

*silence*

BTPC: Westoff ordered the Code Red, didn't he? Because that's what you told Westoff to do.

Tannenbaum: Object!

BTPC: And then when it went bad, you two cut Alosi loose. You doctored the playbooks. I'll ask you again: You ordered...

RYAN: You want answers?

BTPC: I think I'm entitled to them.

RYAN: You want answers?!

BTPC: I want the truth.

RYAN: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has games. And those games have to be coached by men with guts. Who's gonna coach those games? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Carroll and you curse the NY Jets. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Carroll's trip, while tragic, almost helped us win the game. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, almost wins games. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about parties, you want me on that sideline, you need me on that sideline. We use words like sideline, blocking, players...we use these words as the backbone of a life spent cheating. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and cheers the very games I lose, then questions the manner in which I lose them. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a headset and coach a game. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

BTPC: Did you order the Code Red?

RYAN: I did the job I was hired to do.

BTPC: Did you order the Code Red?

RYAN: You're goddamn right I did!



Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Michael Steele goes Cory Boyd on the GOP

That's right, suckas...Steele's back like cooked crack!


Now...who's up for some lunch at the Sex Club????

Festivus gains legal recognition

In a move sure to warm the heart of Frank Costanza, a California judge issued a ruling that recognized Festivus as a legal religion. And some people don't think Judges have a sense of humor...



Someone tell Cosmo Kramer, that's one down, now he just needs to get Bagel sales shut down...




Hattip Savitz

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Stay classy, New York Jets...


The New York Jets lost 10-6 today to our beloved Miami Dolphins, despite the fact that Miami looked absolutely atrocious on offense and to say the officiating was horrendous would be an epic failure because it would imply that there actually was some officiating going on. The Jets offensive line was tackling Miami DE Cameron Wake by the facemask when they couldn't wrap their arms around him, Braylon Edwards was balling up CB Vontae Davis jersey so bad offensively interfering with passes that all you could read on Davis' jersey was "DA--S" of his name, and Joe McKnight ran right into Davonne Bess on a fair catch. But Miami still pulled out the win. How? It's called KARMA, Rex Ryan...you classless sum bitch. Next time you wanna make your opponent's draft bust (WR Patrick Turner) a captain to tweak them (despite the fact he ain't done shit for you) and you wanna have your inactive players trip the opposing players as they cover kicks (see photo above), remember...The Football Gods Are Watching.

Even a douche like Fireman Ed knows you can't do that shit. Look how disappointed Fireman Ed was in you...



Now let's go grab a snack!

Fareed Zakaria Pwns! Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck is a moron. It wouldn't be so bad that he's completely full of shit if there weren't thousands of idiots who actually listen to the nonsense Beck spews and swallow it as gospel. Not that any of them would ever listen to what a "furahnarh" like a dude named Fareed Zakaria has to say. But if they would, they'd see just how stupid their "real American" hero is.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Week 14 Picks


Good week last week. 10-5-1. Let's keep it up. Enjoy...


Colts (-3.5) v. TITANS
You thought for sure Peyton would step it up after costing them the previous game last week. You were wrong. Lucky for him, he's playing a team that seems to have sold out their coach.

Peyton has spent all week hearing how washed up he is. Think he's ready? Plus, how can you forget Fisher wearing that Peyton jersey that time.

BTPC pick = Colts laying the 3.5

Raiders (+4) v. JAGS
After shocking the Chargers, the Raiders continue their Jeckyl and Hyde existence by coming back to earth versus the Jags. More importantly, can Mike Sims-Walker do anything for Sexual Napalm in the first round of the fantasy playoffs?

BTPC pick = Jags laying 4.

STEELERS (-8.5) v. Bengals
Steelers surprised everyone, except the Pine(!), pulling it out versus the Ravens. They'll win again against the lowly Bengals, but not by that much.

BTPC pick = Bengals getting 8.5

Pats (-3) v. BEARS
Letdown game for Pretty Boy Brady? No.

BTPC pick = Pats laying 3.

BILLS (-1) v. Browns
Just like the Bills to screw up getting the #1 pick.

BTPC pick = Bills laying 1.

Giants (-2.5) v. VIKINGS
We'll take the Vikes getting points at home. Plus, HIM will have to come out and play well since his backup got props for replacing him last week. It's always gotta be about HIM.

BTPC pick = Vikes getting the 2.5

Packers (-6.5) v. LIONS
Like the Lions to keep this one close at home.

BTPC pick = Lions getting 6.5

Falcons (-7) v. PANTHERS
New rumor: Harbaugh leaves Stanford, takes Panthers job, selects Luck with first pick.

BTPC pick = Falcons laying 7.

Bucs (-2) v. SKINS
Man...have times fallen for the Skins to be getting 2 at home against the Bucs. And we're not talking about the John Gruden, Warren Sapp Bucs neither. With Haynesworth finally gone, Skins win one with the cancer

BTPC pick = UPSET SPECIAL, Skins getting 2.

SAINTS (-9) v. Rams
Saints almost blew it versus the Bengals. Rams don't have the WRs to keep up.

BTPC pick = Saints laying 9

49ERS (-5) v. Seahawks
Think Singletary is feeling the heat yet in San Fran?

BTPC pick = Seahawks getting 5.

JETS (-5.5) v. Dolphins
How bad must Rex Ryan have felt after getting his ass handed to him and his team failing to cash the checks Ryan's mouth wrote leading up to the big game versus the Pats this past week? He spent time during his presser talking about how "loaded" the Miami offense was. BTW, was it just us did California boy Sanchez look really, really cold Monday night? Henne is from Pittsburgh and played 4 years in Ann Arbor.

BTPC pick = Miami getting the 5.5

Broncos (-5.5) v. CARDS
How bad are the Cards that the Broncos are playing at their stadium, just fired their Head Coach and are still laying 5.5 to them? Ouch. Interim coach rule in effect here, but does it apply to a "running backs coach"?

BTPC pick = Cards getting the 5.5

CHARGERS (-7) v. Chiefs
This game has actually been taken off the board in Vegas while they try to figure out if Cassel will in fact play after having an appendectomy. The Chargers got run on by the Raiders. Chiefs are better running team. We don't think Cassel plays.

BTPC pick = Chargers laying 7.

Eagles (-3.5) v. COWBOYS
Would Jerry Jones trade Tony Romo for Michael Vick, straight up? Hmmmm. Vick has won a playoff game...

BTPC pick = Eagles laying the 3.5

Ravens (-3) v. TEXANS
Ravens take out their frustrations over the loss to the Steelers on Matt Schaub. Sorry, Matt.

BTPC pick = Ravens laying 3.


Last Week: 10-5-1 Upset Special: 1-0
Season to date: 99-84-9 Upset specials 8-2-1
Career to date: 225-206-17

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Week 13 Quick Picks

We're trying to wrap things up so we can hit the road and head to Atlanta to watch The Old Ball Coach and the Gamecocks win the SEC Championship this weekend. So we'll quickly just post our week 13 picks, paying tribute to the greatest #13 ever: Dan "the Man" Marino. Enjoy...

EAGLES (-8.5) v. Texans = Philly laying the 8.5

VIKINGS (-5.5) v. Bills = Vikes laying 5.5

DOLPHINS (-4.5) v. Browns = Phins laying 4.5

JAGS (+2) v. Titans = Jags getting 2

Broncos (+8.5) v. CHIEFS = Broncos getting 8.5

NYG (-7) v. Skins = Giants laying 7

Bears (-4) v. LIONS = Lions getting 4

PACK (-9.5) v. 49ers = Pack laying 9.5

Saints (-6.5) v. BENGALS = Saints laying 6.5

FALCONS (-3) v. Bucs = Falcons laying 3

CHARGERS (-13) v. Raiders = Chargers laying 13

SEAHAWKS (-6) V. Panthers = Seahawks laying 6

COLTS (-5.5) v. Cowboys = Colts laying 5,5

Rams (-3.5) v. CARDINALS = Rams laying 3.5

RAVENS (-3) v. Steelers = UPSET SPECIAL: Steelers getting 3.

PATS (-3.5) v. Jets = Pats laying 3.5

Last Week: 7-9 Upset Special: 1-0
Season to date: 89-79-8 Upset specials 7-2-1
Career to date: 215-201-16

Monday, November 29, 2010

RIP, Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen passed away yesterday. Nielsen appeared in over a hundred films and 1500 television shows. Originally a leading man in dramatic roles, Nielsen gained fame late in his career for his brilliant comedic timing in the Airplane and Naked Gun series of films.

RIP, Enrico Pallazzo...



Saturday, November 27, 2010

CBS hits emotional gold with Thanksgiving Chris Henry story

Thanksgiving Day, during their NFL coverage, CBS aired an incredibly touching feature on Chris Henry's mother, Carolyn Henry Glasby, and her decision to donate Chris' organs upon his sudden death in December of 2009. In the picture to the left, Glasby is surrounded by four individuals who obtained life-saving transplants as a result of her decision to donate her son's organs.

Here's a link to the full video. We dare you to watch it without tearing up. Even a pro like CBS NFL Today host, James Brown, was overcome after the feature aired to the point of simply stating, "Wow," and being unable to speak any further. Boomer Esiason, who's son suffers from Cystic Fibrosis, took over for his overwhelmed colleague to remind viewers that they too could become organ donors and give the gift of life. Boomer also stated, "I just want to say to Carolyn, as the father of a Cystic Fibrosis patient who may some day have to go through a lung transplant: you have touched millions today with your story and thank you so very much for being a hero today."

Very compelling television. Kudos to CBS.

Taibbi versus Gergen



The most recent issue of Rolling Stone has an interesting post-election roundtable between Matt Taibbi, Peter Hart and David Gergen. Nice for them to include Hart, but it's Taibbi versus Gergen that makes the whole thing interesting. Taibbi is one of our favorite writers. He's sharp, funny, knows his shit and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. That leads to exchanges like this:

Taibbi: To me, the main thing about the Tea Party is that they're just crazy. If somebody is able to bridge the gap with those voters, it seems to me they will have to be a little bit crazy too. That's part of the Tea Party's litmus test: "How far will you go?"

Gergen: I flatly reject the idea that Tea Partiers are crazy. They had some eccentric candidates, there's no question about that. But I think they represent a broad swath of the American electorate that elites dismiss to their peril.

Hart: I agree with David. When two out of five people who voted last night say they consider themselves supporters of the Tea Party, we make a huge mistake to suggest that they are some sort of small fringe group and do not represent anybody else.

Taibbi: I'm not saying that they're small or a fringe group.

Gergen: You just think they're all crazy.

Taibbi: I do.

Gergen: So you're arguing, Matt, that 40 percent of those who voted last night are crazy?

Taibbi: I interview these people. They're not basing their positions on the facts — they're completely uninterested in the facts. They're voting completely on what they see and hear on Fox News and afternoon talk radio, and that's enough for them.

Gergen: The great unwashed are uneducated, so therefore their views are really beneath serious conversation?

Taibbi: I'm not saying they're beneath serious conversation. I'm saying that these people vote without acting on the evidence.


And:

Gergen: I don't think his problem is he hasn't put enough people in jail. I agree that when people commit fraud, they ought to spend some time in the slammer. But there's a tendency in today's Democratic Party to turn away from someone like Bob Rubin because of his time at Citigroup. I served with him during the Clinton administration, when the country added 22 million new jobs, and Bob Rubin was right at the center of that. He was an invaluable adviser to the president, and he is now arguing that one of the reasons this economy is not coming back is that the business community is sitting on money because of the hostility they feel coming from Washington.

Taibbi: I'm sorry, but Bob Rubin is exactly what I'm talking about. Under Clinton, he pushed this enormous remaking of the rules for Wall Street specifically so the Citigroup merger could go through, then he went to work for Citigroup and made $120 million over the next 10 years. He helped push through the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000, which deregulated the derivatives market and created the mortgage bubble. Then Obama brings him back into the government during the transition and surrounds himself with people who are close to Bob Rubin. That's exactly the wrong message to be sending to ordinary voters: that we're bringing back this same crew of Wall Street-friendly guys who screwed up and got us in this mess in the first place.

Gergen: That sentiment is exactly what the business community objects to.

Taibbi: Fuck the business community!

Gergen: Fuck the business community? That's what you said? That's the very attitude the business community feels is coming from many Democrats in Washington, including some in the White House. There's a good reason why they feel many Democrats are hostile — because they are.

Taibbi: It's hard to see how this administration is hostile to business when the guy it turns to for economic advice is the same guy who pushed through a merger and then went right off and made $120 million from a decision that helped wreck the entire economy.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Some Thanksgiving tunage to enhance your turkey. Enjoy...


Ripped from Pop Candy reader Mike M's Pop five fav' Thanksgiving tunes...

The Strokes



Natalie Merchant and the Perkins Secondary School for the Blind Chorus


Andrew Gold

Pressed for time this Thanksgiving...

The BTPC reveals the secret to cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey in 30 seconds: Thermite.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Slapsgiving!



Tomorrow, as you sit down with your family, take some time to let them know you care...Slap the mess out of them.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Week 12 picks: Just a Game of Inches...


REDSKINS (-1) v. Vikings
We got exclusive footage of Leslie Frazier's speech to the team Tuesday. "Either we heal as a team...or we crumble." Here's to thinking the Vikes come out and claw with their fingernails for that inch. 'Cause they know that when you add up all those inches...that's gonna make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING...between LIVING and DYING!

BTPC pick = UPSET SPECIAL: Vikes...BIG, but we'll take the point.




Pats (-6.5) v. LIONS
The fact that Detroit gets a Thanksgiving game every year still is one of the strangest phenomenons in the NFL. It's like a Network continually putting on its worst show at 8pm Wednesday for years. Just silly. Seriously, how many of us would remember Wayne "I am a Teenage Mutant Ninja NFL Coach" Fontes if it wasn't for this inexplicable tradition?

BTPC pick = Pats laying the 7

Saints (-3.5) v. COWBOYS
16 years ago, current Dallas HC Jason Garrett, stepped in for an injured Rodney Peete, who had stepped in for an injured Troy Aikman and led the Cowboys to 36 second half points and a surprising win over the Green Bay Packers and some young QB named "Favor" or something. We hope Garrett has fond memories of that game, because Drew Brees is gonna pick his secondary apart.

And if you don't think Reggie Bush comes back for this game, then you must not realize he remembers when Kimmy K used to back that thing up on him, before letting Miles Austin push up on it. With John Madden being retired, Kim Kardashian's ass is the closest thing you're gonna find to a Turducken in Dallas Stadium today.

BTPC pick = Saints laying 3.5

JETS (-9) v. Bengals
In case you missed it, TO has been talking a little smack back at Revis Island this week. Back in January, Revis called TO and Randy Moss "slouches." This week, after blasting his own team as "terrible" (including himself) after the Bengals just tanked the second half, squandering a 28-7 lead to lose to the lowly Bills 49-31. The Jets may get caught looking towards their AFC showdown with the Pats next week. Plus, at some point you wonder if the horseshoe the Jets have had up their asses falls out. We think the Jets win this one, but 9 points a lot. Especially when Marvin Lewis, who's job is on the line, is going up against his old assistant

BTPC pick = Bengals getting 9.

BILLS (+6.5) v. Steelers
We thought the banged up Steelers would lose to the surprising Raiders last week in Oakland. They destroyed the Silver & Black. We're tempted to take the Bills here, we could see them keeping things closer than 6.5. They showed a lot of pluck last week coming back against the Bengals. What the hell...no guts, no glory.

BTPC pick = Bills getting 6.5

TEXANS (-6.5) v. Titans
Good game to see which is better: a more talented QB or a better Head Coach. Kubiak is once again floundering in Houston, despite the fact that he has the decent fantasy-performing Matt Schaub at QB. Jeff Fisher will be rolling into his owner's hometown with unheard of rookie QB Rusty Smith. No...that's not the Chairman of Florence County Council, that's former Florida Atlantic and 6th round draft pick. Good thing for Smith he's going against the horrible Texans secondary. We expect Fisher to show he's the boss.

BTPC pick = Titans getting 6.5.

Jags (+7) v. GIANTS
The Giants got embarrassed by Michael Vick and the Eagles last week. They get revenge on the Jags this week.

BTPC pick = Giants laying 7.

BROWNS (-10) v. Panthers
The Panthers continue to suck. Browns bounce back from a bad showing against the Ravens, making the Panthers wonder why they took Jimmy Claussen instead of Colt McCoy. If ever there was a name destined to be an NFL QB, it was Colt McCoy. If ever there was a name meant to bust as a NFL QB, it was any Claussen.

BTPC pick = Browns laying 10.

RAVENS (-7.5) v. Bucs
The Bucs and the Josh Freeman bandwagons lose a few riders this week. Flacco targets Mason 20 times after their sideline brouhaha.

BTPC pick = Ravens laying the 7.5

Eagles (-3.5) v. BEARS
The most freakishly-gifted offensive player in the league (Vick), meets the most freakishly-gifted defensive player (Peppers). Vick won't escape Peppers every time and, to paraphrase Joe Louis, all he's got to do is touch him once...

BTPC pick = Bears getting 3.5.

FALCONS (-2) v. Packers
Can you say the Pack is coming on? Atlanta is really good in the Dome, but after driving a stake into the heart of his nemesis, Aaron Rogers will be carving up some bird of his on for Thanksgiving.

BTPC pick = Pack getting 2.

Dolphins (+3) v. RAIDERS
Sparano said Monday's practice was the best day of practice the Dolphins have had all year. Over the break, he and GM Jeff Ireland went through the film of the last 3 games and graded every player. Then Sparano called them in and went through the grades. Miami's offensive line is decimated. But Sparano has proven if anything, his teams are resilient and grind it out, no matter how many things are going against them. This has the makings of a low-scoring, defensive game. Our prediction? Miami is a shootout.

BTPC pick = Dolphins getting 3.

Chiefs (-2) v. SEAHAWKS
In the battle of the two best homefield advantage teams in the league, we're gonna go with...the visitor.

BTPC pick = Chiefs laying 2.

BRONCOS (-4) v. Rams
Two teams that choked in games last week they were both underdogs in, but that a lot of folks thought they would be more competitive.

BTPC pick = Broncos laying 4.

COLTS (-3) v. Chargers
We hope our fantasy team, Sexual Napalm, gets Antonia Gates back this week. We sure could use him in our attempt to wrap up a fantasy playoff bye. But Peyton Manning is coming off an embarrassing pick that lost his team a chance to tie the game and send it to OT. And he's playing at night.

BTPC pick = Colts laying 3.

CARDS (+1) v. 49ers
God...what a stinker of a Monday night game. The two best players on the field are Fitzgerald and Willis. One depends on other players to get him the ball, the other just roams around looking for people to hit. We're gonna go with that guy...

BTPC pick = 49ers laying 1.

Last Week: 8-8 Upset Special: 0-1
Season to date: 82-70-8 Upset specials 6-2-1
Career to date: 208-192-16

Monday, November 22, 2010

Clemson v. Carolina Week: Get. It. On.

Well...after throttling Troy this past Saturday at the Billy-Brice, the Gamecocks have a brief layover in Clemson before fulfilling their destiny in Atlanta on December 4th at the SEC Championship game.

This Saturday night at 7pm on ESPN 2, the Gamecocks will look to beat Clemson for the first time in a long time in back-to-back years. Last year, the Gamecocks shocked the #15 Tigers 34-17, holding once-in-a-lifetime Clemson RB C.J. Spiller to just 18 yards. The Tigers were wrapping up a successful season and headed to the ACC Championship game when Carolina poked a pin in their balloon. Can Clemson return the favor, salvaging what has arguably been a disappointing season for Tiger Nation?

We'll see this Saturday. As with most rivalry games, you can throw out the records when these two schools meet. But for our money, we ain't going against the L-train and the Gas Attendant.

A little music to get our Carolina fans ready for Saturday night:


Sunday, November 21, 2010

Week 11 picks


We took Miami laying 1 versus Chicago. Opps...

Packers (-3) over VIKINGS

CHIEFS (-7) over Cardinals

Ravens (-10.5) over PANTHERS

JETS (-7) over Texans

TITANS (-7) over Redskins

COWBOYS (-6.5) over Lions

Bills (+5.5) over BENGALS

Raiders (+7) over STEELERS

Browns (+1.5) over JAGS

RAMS (+3) over Falcons UPSET SPECIAL

Bucs (+3.5) over NINERS

SAINTS (-11.5) over Seahawks

PATS (-4) over Colts

EAGLES (-3) over Giants

Broncos (+10) over CHARGERS


Last Week: 7-7 Upset Special: forgot to pick one
Season to date: 74-62-8 Upset specials 6-1-1
Career to date: 200-184-16

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Bristol and The Situation: DTF...


Apparently the folks behind this PSA don't think the kids care about hypocrisy or Fakey McFakersons. Seriously...you guys realize Bristol could have starred on MTV's Teen Moms or 16 and Pregnant, right? In all reality, she has a lot in common with The Situation. They have both, apparently, been DTF...

BTW, check out how huge Bristol's head is compared to the Sitch's. That thing's like Sputnik...



For Reino: Best Political Cartoon in a while



If you frequent Mike Reino's SC6, and you should, you would know that once a week, Reino posts a political cartoon from the week that catches his eye (along with a little T&A picture/political quote, but that's beside the point). Well...the cartoon above is about as dead on as any we've seen in a while. It's called "Negotiation" and is the work of Clay Bennett with The Washington Post, via Kaiser Health News.

So...Reino...enjoy.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Rep. Eric "Douchebag" Cantor is an Israeli Anchor Baby...

Wonder where all those people who question President Obama's patriotic bona fides are on Eric Cantor's vow to side with Israel over the President?

Seriously, this asshole publicly told the Israeli PM, "we're with you fellas."

Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Wednesday during a meeting in New York that the new GOP majority in the House will "serve as a check" on the Obama administration, a statement unusual for its blunt disagreement with U.S. policy delivered directly to a foreign leader.

"Eric stressed that the new Republican majority will serve as a check on the Administration and what has been, up until this point, one party rule in Washington," read a statement from Cantor's office on the one-on-one meeting. "He made clear that the Republican majority understands the special relationship between Israel and the United States, and that the security of each nation is reliant upon the other."

Uh...that's not some misquote, that's a press release from Cantor. Ladies and Gentlemen, your 112th Congress majority, brought to you by the "Country First" Republican Party. Such a statement being made publicly is unprecedented. And some wonder why we question if, as a general matter, this President's race has something to do with the vitriolic hatred we've seen against him. BTW, by Cantor's own thinking, he should now turn himself in for committing a felony (at least that's what he said about Nancy Pelosi, just for taking a strip to Syria).

Stay Classy, Eric Cantor, you incredible douchebag....

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Gamecocks dream the impossible dream...

The South Carolina Gamecocks are SEC East champions. Let's say that again...The South Carolina Gamecocks are SEC East champions.

In the immortal drunken rambling of one of our tailgating brethren: Hell Damn Yeah.

Spurred on by Freshman sensation Marcus Lattimore's 44 carries for 217 yards and 3 TDs. Stephen Garcia pitched in his own Eff you TD, bowling over a Florida DB from the 3 to take it in and then woof a little letting him know.

An incredible game. Like Kevin Garnet once said: Anything is possible...


Week 10 Picks


FALCONS (-1) v. Ravens
This is the game, in the past, where everyone would buy into Atlanta and pick them to win at home, only to watch the Ravens D destroy Matt Ryan. That ain't happening this year.
BTPC pick = Atlanta giving 1.

Texans (+1.5) v. JAGUARS
Remember back to week one, when the Texans dismantled Peyton Manning's Colts and this was gonna be the year the Texans finally delivered on everyone's expectations? Yeah...we do too.
BTPC pick = Jaguars getting 1.5

Lions (+3) v. BILLS
Yes...the Bills are favored in a game. Weird, right? What's even weirder, is that we like the Bills in this game because we like Ryan Fitzpatrick over Shaun Hill.
BTPC pick = Bills *gulp* giving 3.


Vikings (-1) v. BEARS
If the Vikes keep winning, at what point do we all recognize the genius in Brad Childress pulling a Bud Kilmer to inspire his team?
BTPC pick = Vikes giving 1.

BROWNS (+3) v. Jets
Mangenius gets his revenge on Gotham. And to all you Jets fans, when you're sitting back this offseason wondering what went wrong, you can look back at Head Coach being a buffoon who plays dress up and to joke around at press conferences during the season for why things went badly.
BTPC pick = Browns getting 3.

Bengals (+7) v. COLTS
The Bengals playing the Colts means the Bengals are going to get behind and have to score to keep up. What's the over/under on Carson Palmer's dropped INTs this week? 3?
BTPC pick = Colts giving 7.

Titans (-2) v. DOLPHINS
How can you not go with the team that has benched their QB of the future to go with Rabbit?
BTPC pick = Dolphins getting 2.


BUCCANEERS (-6.5) v. Panthers
Nothing to see here...move along.
BTPC pick = Bucs giving 6.5

CARDINALS (-3) v. Seahawks
In the battle of Charlie Whitehurst versus Max Hall, we're gonna go with Goldilocks
BTPC pick = Cards giving 3.

Rams (+6) v. 49ERS
We really like Troy Smith as Singletary's QB, but WTF was up with Troy going home and getting his fax machine blowed up with the gameplan instead of staying in SF to load up for his first home start?
BTPC pick = Rams getting 6.

Chiefs (-1) v. BRONCOS
The Broncos...they, they're not good.
BTPC pick = Chiefs giving 1.

Cowboys (+13.5) v. GIANTS
Wow...13.5...that's a lot of points. Plus, there's no Wade Phillips to drag this team down.
BTPC pick = Giants giving 13.5

Patriots (+4.5) v. STEELERS
The Steel Curtain has some serious chinks thanks to injuries.
BTPC pick = Pats getting 4.5

Eagles (-3) v. REDSKINS
That whole McNabb trade isn't looking so bad for Andy Reid right now, is it?
BTPC pick = Eagles giving 3.

Last Week: 8-4-1 Upset Special: 1-0-0
Season to date: 67-55-8 Upset specials 6-1-1
Career to date: 193-177-16

Friday, November 12, 2010

Happy Birthday to Talking Points Memo

One of our first favorite blogs was Josh Marshall's Talking Points Memo. Tomorrow, TPM turns 10 years old. For the occasion, The Atlantic's Joshua Green has a "how it happened" article worth a read.

Our gift will be linking to the story that probably really put TPM on the map, the firing scandal at the Department of Justice under George W. Bush's administration. TPM was so integral in uncovering this story, that it earned them a Polk Award for legal reporting. Here's Marshall on Bill Moyers' program talking about the scandal. The citation for Marshall's award:

His site, www.talkingpointsmemo.com, led the news media coverage of the politically motivated dismissals of United States attorneys across the country. Noting a similarity between firings in Arkansas and California, Marshall (with staff reporter-bloggers Paul Kiel and Justin Rood) connected the dots and found a pattern of federal prosecutors being forced from office for failing to do the Bush Administration's bidding
So...happy birthday, Mr. Marshall and TPM. Here's to many more...

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The lake it is said never gives up her dead, When the skies of November turn gloomy...

Tomorrow will mark the 35-year anniversary of the mysterious sinking of one of the largest ships to ever sail the Great Lakes. On November 10, 1975, the 729-foot behemoth ore ship the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on Lake Superior without putting out a distress call. All 29 hands on board were lost, presumably drowned.

The event is memorialized in Gordon Lightfoot's hit "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."



Apparently, riding Lake Superior ain't no joke:

Lake Superior's water is so cold year round that people who fall off boats and ships often die before rescuers can reach them, even in midsummer, Jacobs said, so storms are not to be trifled with.

"Navigation on the lakes is a real different animal," she said. "We have captains that come up from the oceans and say they would rather be on the Atlantic than deal with the storms here. They're talking about storms in the North Atlantic, and ours up here are worse.


To Pelosi or not to Pelosi...

We're torn on whether or not Pelosi should be Minority Leader or not. Part of us remember how well she did in the job last time. Remember President Bush flush with power after finally getting the last Republican "mandate" (in W's case, that simply meant an election in which he actually garnered the most votes) and eager to spend his "political capital?" What was it gonna be? Privatization of Social Security.

It was the key domestic policy initiative of W's second term and it was thankfully shut down by a Democratic minority. Just imagine the financial catastrophe that would have occurred for a majority of seniors if privatization had been allowed, with what happened with the markets by the end of that same second W term. On top of that, by all accounts, it was Pelosi who refused to give up on Healthcare, even spurring President Obama on when he was ready to give up. The fact of the matter is that Pelosi has proven her chops as both majority and minority leader.

But, there is something to the thought that one has to pay the price for the carnage that happened last Tuesday, the largest one party pickup since 1948. And Pelosi is not without fault there. She could have forced the issue on voting for the middle class tax cuts before the election and she did not. That was a huge boneheaded move. The Democrats should have forced the Republicans hand on that before the election and given Democrats a great example to show the public the Republicans really don't care about cutting taxes unless its the taxes they want cut and they get to take sole credit for it.

We're not really sure how to come out on this. The decision is not made any easier by the fact that Eric "Douchebag" Cantor has decided to weigh in, saying, in his effeminate, condescending manner that if Dems elect Pelosi back into leadership, they're not getting the message the voters sent. You know...kinda like how Cantor and the rest of the GOP didn't get the message the American people sent them when they elected Obama, who campaigned on one major domestic policy item: healthcare reform.

We think, Cantor is gonna push us the other way on this one...

For all the haters...

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Week 9 picks


Buccaneers (+8.5) v. FALCONS
I guess Vegas does not agree with Coach Raheem Morris that his team is the best. We agree with Vegas, but come on...8.5 points? Really? That's an UPSET SPECIAL kind of diss.
BTPC Pick: UPSET SPECIAL! Bucs getting 8.5

BILLS (+3) v. Bears
How sad is it for Bills fans that they're gonna get their win in Toronto and not Ralph Wilson Stadium?
BTPC pick: Bills getting 3

Patriots (-4.5) v. BROWNS
The Pats have been on an absolute roll since that Miami game.
BTPC pick: Pats giving 4.5

LIONS (+4) v. Jets
One of these stud QBs drafted in the first round of the 2008 NFL Draft is being fined for "bad body language" and had his big WR say he a QB making that many mistakes shouldn't be pointing out WRs' mistakes. Guess which one.
BTPC pick: Lions getting 4.

VIKINGS (-8) v. Cardinals
Brad Childress may not make it out the Metrodome if they lose this game. That would be fun.
BTPC pick: Cardinals getting 8.

Saints (-6.5) v. PANTHERS
The Panthers continue their battle with the Bills and Cowboys for the #1 draft pick.
BTPC pick: Saints giving 6.5

Dolphins (+5) v. RAVENS
Our heart wants us to pick the Dolphins as our upset special. Our head is wary after watching our Gamecocks turn in a stinker last night. We're gonna split the baby: taking Miami, but not as the upset special.
BTPC pick: Miami getting 5.

Chargers (-3) v. TEXANS
At this point, there is just as good a chance that you could be on the field catching passes from Phillip Rivers, that's how bad their injury situation is.
BTPC pick: Texans getting 3.

SEAHAWKS (+7) v. Giants
Charlie Whitehurst, the "future" of the Seahawks may be getting the start. Giants licking their chops.
BTPC pick: Giants giving 7

RAIDERS (-2.5) v. Chiefs
The "Which one turns into a pumpkin" game of the week.
BTPC pick: Raiders giving 2.5

EAGLES (-3) v. Colts
Coach Shannahan, Coach Reid is on line 2...Laughing. Really hard...
BTPC pick: Eagles giving 3

Cowboys (+7.5) v. PACKERS
Aaron Rodgers or Jon Kitna. In Lambeau. In November? Uh...really?
BTPC pick: Pack giving 7.5

Steelers (-4.5) v. BENGALS
Unfortunately for Carson Palmer, the Steelers, as part of their deal with Lucifer, do not drop interceptions that hit them in their hands. Palmer may throw 5 picks in this game.
BTPC pick: Steelers giving 4.5.



Last Week: 8-4-1 Upset Special: 1-0-0
Season to date: 59-51-7 Upset specials 5-1-1
Career to date: 185-173-15