A suggestion for Sen. David Vitter and his citizenship amendment...

So...Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) has teamed up with Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) to propose a constitutional amendment, to get rid of birthright citizenship for the children of illegal immigrants.

In case you forgot who David Vitter is:

A woman accused of running a Washington prostitution ring placed five phone calls to David Vitter while he was a House member, including two while roll call votes were under way, according to telephone and congressional records.

Vitter, a Louisiana Republican now in the Senate, acknowledged Monday that his number was on the woman’s call list and apologized for a “very serious sin.”

Tell you what, Dave...you'd probably garner a lot more support for your constitutional amendment if you amend it to say self-righteous, hypocritical-doucebag-politicians-who-run-family-values-campaigns-only-to-get-caught-banging-high-priced-call-girls-then-dragging-their-shamed-wives-before-the-public-for-an-"I have sinned"-press-conference are to be stripped of their citizenship.


Speaking of stripping...Louisianna voters could have supported the lady above, Stormy Daniels, for Vitter's seat. Seriously, we're supposed to refer to senators as "the Honorable..." If your gonna have a joke representing you in DC, why not a hot joke who everyone is laughing with, not at. You telling us Ms. Daniels couldn't bring home some pork? Which member of the United States Senate is gonna deny this lady an earmark?

Gives the term "filibuster" a whole new meaning, don't it?