Hannity and ...Meatloaf ?

If you ever wondered just how serious FOX News was about truly being "fair and balanced," here you go.

Hannity's new format, minus now-departed Alan Colmes, will feature the "Great American Panel" in the "liberal seat." (No shit...only FOX would name a panel that).

The first Great American Panel: Al Sharpton, Rep. Michelle Bachman and Meatloaf. Liberals? Hey...two out of three ain't bad.

You may ask yourself, "Self...how come it takes three people to make up for the carpet that was Alan Colmes (carpet because he allowed Hannity to walk all over him)." You should tell yourself that's not the reason for a panel. You see, Hannity is so awesome, he can take three people on all by himself. And he'll do it while wearing that smug-ass smile on his face.