Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Half-Term Palin...can't even complete her bus tour


In the seminal golf movie of our generation, Tin Cup, the hero's love interest, Dr. Molly Griswold (played by a slightly less plastic than now Renee Russo) quizzes the hero, Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy on a follow-through he has just demonstrated to her.

Roy: And then the unfinished symphony of Roy McAvoy.

Molly: What's unfinished?

Roy: Well, I have a short follow-through. It has an unfinished look...

Molly: Why?

Roy: Well, some say it's the easiest way to play in the winds of west Texas...some say it's because I never finish anything in my life.


Ladies and Gentlemen, it may be time to lump the Barracuda in with Tin Cup. We all know that Sarah Palin quit on the people of Alaska, thus earning her what should be the official moniker of the rest of her life: "Former Half-Term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin." Now...it would appear the name "Tin Cup" should apply to Palin, as it seems she can't quite finish anything herself. TPM is reporting Palin is quitting her bus tour early.


Can we please stop even pretending like this lady has the goods to lead anything?

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