I must respond to this filth you are blogging about. No self-respecting Russian would ever be seen in such a video without a cameo by Dan & Chevy: "I was probing to determine skeletal girth and muscle tone. It's a new technique. We mock what we don't understand." P.S. I saw this clip below on the tube the other day and it brought a tear to my eye for the old PT baby! And it fits right in with Fantasy Football! I can hear the highlights as I sit and REMINISCE...enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04xrCWKQxM&feature=related
I am a bold figure, often seen powerwalking and crushing cans. I have been known to rock a microphone. I translate American Idol for enemy noncombatants. I routinely manage to infurriate DC Metro service personel. I woo women with my impressive name-dropping and my astounding ability at butterbean shelling.
When I'm bored, I take a case of wine over to my friend's house and get introduced to all the Puerto Rican girls who are dying to meet me.
I am a logical negativist who has propounded a set of laws that the world ignores, to its detriment.
I am an expert in Post-Civil War Reconstruction, a veteran of Greenwood Baseball, and an outlaw in Murrell's Inlet.
I once built a perpetual motion machine with Steve Roberts. I make homemade Sprite. I have been and remain on double secret probation.
The Russians call me "Vilnius Nastavic," because I require but one ping. I used to handle black ops for the United States Postal Service. I helped open Dog One and have doctored flight logs for rising 5-star colonels.
I have driven from Texarkana to Atlanta in 28 hours. I had no fatalities during my brief career on the safety patrol.
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Pat,
I must respond to this filth you are blogging about. No self-respecting Russian would ever be seen in such a video without a cameo by Dan & Chevy: "I was probing to determine skeletal girth and muscle tone. It's a new technique. We mock what we don't understand."
P.S.
I saw this clip below on the tube the other day and it brought a tear to my eye for the old PT baby! And it fits right in with Fantasy Football! I can hear the highlights as I sit and REMINISCE...enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04xrCWKQxM&feature=related
Could you hold my wallet? Maybe there's a fifty dollar bill in it, maybe not.
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