Sunday, May 9, 2010

It's official: Size DOES matter...at least at the TSA.

Sorry, fellas. It looks like your wives have been humoring you. Apparently size does matter, at least at the Transportation Safety Authority.

Or at least if you went through your full-body scanner training with Rolando Negrin.

Apparently, during training on the full-body scanner, one of the supervisor's cracked wise at the size of Rolando's manhood which led to Rolando confronting a co-worker in the parking lot, beating them with a baton, and making them kneel down and say they were sorry.

We assume Rolando's baton was average size.

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