What do these two have in common?

In case you don't recognize these two, the one without the hat is BP CEO Tony Hayward and the one with the hat is Action News 4 Sports Anchor Champ Kind. What do they have in common? Well...they both need to sit the next one out and stop talking a while. For Champ, that became obvious when he told Ron Burgundy that he missed his scent, his musk and proposed that they get an apartment together.

For Hayward, the need to stop talking peaked this weekend when he announced over the weekend that he's:

"sorry for the massive disruption" the oil spill has caused, "there's no one who wants this thing over more than I do."

"Y'know, I'd like my life back," he said. "So there's no one who wants this thing done more than I do, and we are doing everything we can to contain the oil offshore, defend the shoreline and return people's lives to normal as fast as we can."

Not too bright there Tony. Unfortunately, this guy is so rich, no shit he wants his life back. I'd want it back to. But at the end of this ordeal, Tony's life is still gonna be pretty kush, you know? Not so much for the people who depend on the Gulf Waters for their livelihood?