Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Where's the over/under on Lindsey Lohan's porn debut at now?

In case you missed it, Lindsey Lohan's career free fall continued its plunge yesterday when she was sentenced to 90-days in the county jail for, basically, being a spoiled little shit. Lohan's behavior at yesterday's hearing pretty much sums her up accurately.



From her "cute" little discretely painted "Fuck U" nail polish...





To her ridiculously childish body language as the judge imposed a very foreseeable sentence that we'd be willing to bet was more lenient than what Lohan's attorney had probably oversold Lohan to expect going in (see video below), Lohan pretty much has solidified in our mind the likelihood that a foray into the adult video world is imminent. If we had to guess, we'd say Vegas will put the over/under at 18 months. The only question now, is what the title of said titillation debut will be? We're torn between Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. Although there is huge market out there, we are sure, for a Parent Trap flick. On the bright side, Lohan can expect to lock up the AVN Awards for years to come.

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