Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl XLVI pick: Don't Mess with yo Baby Mama...

Today brings us the biggest annual sporting event in the world, the Super Bowl. And while the occasion is reason to celebrate and enjoy fellowship (and a little wagering) with friends, it also marks the sad departure of football games from our lives until August. While every other pundit is sure to be breaking down this game based on Gronk's ankle, questions over whether Eli is elite or whether anyone can beat Bill Belichek three times (there was a preseason game between these two you know) in a row, we focus on something more important in deciding the outcome of this game: Is there a Curse of Bridget Moynahan?

While Tommy Terrific was with the mother of his child, he won two Super Bowls (he won his first while he was with Laura Kinsman).

Brady's rings since taking up with the Supermodel, growing his hair long and wearing UGGs? Zero. Add in that his one SB since hooking up with Gisele was the most painful loss for NE fans since Buckner let that ball through his legs (Google Tyree, David catch) plus the fact that since they started dating Brady has also suffered the one real injury of his career (tearing his knee up and missing the 2008 season) and you can see why some Patriot fans are comparing this...

To This...

Ladies and Gentlemen, if we have learned one thing during our life on this planet, it is that Hell does not, in fact, hath fury equal to that of a woman scorned. And the fact that it leaked this week that Gisele is actually asking people to pray for Tommy...well, that's just really gonna piss off the Gods. Plus, we dig Bridget more than Gisele. First, she's brunette, has got great stems AND she gets to hang out with Tom Selleck.

BTPC pick = Giants getting the 3.

Conference Championship week: 1-1
2011 Regular Season Record: 116-114-11 Upset Special: 9-7-1
2011 Playoff record 3-3 (didn't pick until Divisional Round)
Career to date: 385-361-29

1 comment:

Mike Reino said...

Yoko Bundchen ..... We like it! Go Giants!!!