Monday, September 13, 2010

Burger King unleashes the Dr. Kevorkian Burger

At least that's what Burger King's New York Pizza Whopper should be called.

It's got four Whopper patties, a bun the size of a bike tire, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, tomato sauce and a whitish condiment called "Tuscan Pesto Sauce."

This behemoth packs a whopping 2500 calories. As Salon's Francis Lam points out, you know what else has 2500 calories? 3 sticks of butter, 17 cans of soda or 42 slices of American Cheese.

Perhaps that's why Burger King notes their new idea is "meant for sharing." No shit. Unfortunately, if you wanna share one of these titans, you're gonna have to find a Whopper Bar. No...we have no idea what those are either.

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