“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I
felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my
life that were not appropriate.”
Well...alrighty then. We have always heard patriotism was the last refuge of scoundrels, but apparently, in Newt's world, adulterers reside there as well. The questions this rationale poses are limitless. As Slate wondered, does this mean singing “God Bless America” a form of masturbation?
Most shocking to us though, was when one of our friends (hattip Lee) forwarded us surprising video proving that Newt's not lying. Yes...it's a sex tape of a young Newt, in flagrante Newtus, if you will. Warning...viewing the video below may lead to a profound sense of duty.