There's no crying in baseball...

Unless you're the pitcher for a Pac-10 team that is ESPN's favorite to win and you get your ass rocked with a barrage of "duck snorts," seeing-eye singles and bloopers, setting up your team's loss and the ascension of Gamecock Baseball to the national throne.

Jimmy Duggan would be ashamed.

Gamecock Baseball...2010 National Champions. Recognize.

Hattip KFloyd.

You just can't fake crazy like this...

What's inside this box? It's not 40-lbs of rape. According to batshit crazy Republican candidate for Senate in Nevada Sharron Angle, that box is simply filled with 40-lbs of God's plan.

Alrighty...then.



Seriously...when's Michelle Bachman gonna come out and smack this insane lady down? "Listen, Angle...there's only room for one retarded female Republican congresswoman on television and dammit, that's me!"

We can't wait to try out this defense in court. "Judge...Mr. X never intended to rape Mrs. Y. Unfortunately...God had other plans..."

Gamecocks are holding out for a hero

The South Carolina Gamecocks could win the College World Series tonight. One of the best things about this exciting run through the CWS has been the fact that Carolina has had so many players man up in big spots.

Jackie Bradley Jr, Mike Roth, Blake Cooper, Christian Walker, Bobby Haney...the list goes on. Who will it be tonight? We don't know. But to get you in the mood, we offer the video below. If a little Bacon dancing through empty factories doesn't do it for you...what will?

Photo: Gerry Melendez/The State

Imperial Man's Best Friend...

The AT-AT. They're loyal, provide unconditional love, and a platform capable of withering barrages of laser-cannon fire...

Hattip Thank You, Internet

No-Talent eye candy marries Peach Pit After Dark DJ...

WWTDD has post up this morning reporting that no-talent hottie Megan Fox got hitched this past weekend to no-talent has been Brian Austin Green. Apparently, they have decided to form a union and see just how talentless their offspring could be.

Really??? David "Effing" Silver? Donna's boyfriend? This guys career high was DJ'ing at the Peach Pit After Dark. This may be the biggest upset since App State beat Michigan in the Big House.

Every minute you don't tell us why you're here, I cut off a finger.

Yours or mine?

Yours.

Damn.

We're wondering if we broke these Russian spies the same way the Russians came at Emmett Fritz-Hume.

Word has it, we cracked their scrambled, microwave transmissions (they were using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key, transposed from booster verdonic form, with multiple nulls) by using a Drogen's Decoder Wheel that we found in a Lucky Charms cereal box.





Here's a photo of one of the Russian deep cover agents.

Coach Tanner Pwns! Clemson in Omaha

7:30 tonight...here we come. Make sure you tune in and root the Gamecocks on in their quest to capture Ray Tanner his first National Championship.

We like this team's chances better than the '02 team. In '02, we were a little more dependent on the long-ball. This team is scrappier and can manufacture runs. They'll need to. UCLA has three studs they can trot out to the mound in this best of 3 series, anyone of which could be on and shut down a team all by their selves.

In the meantime, let's have once last bit of enjoyment at the expense of our upstate rivals. Yes...Ray Tanner...you have PWNED! Clemson in Omaha. Perhaps you should takeover the football team. Hell...perhaps you should, as our friends at The Big Picture tweeted this weekend, run for governor.