But since Florida Gator safety Will Hill has declared for the NFL draft, we'll make an exception. Especially after reading excerpts from his Twitter feed courtesy of Every Day Should Be A Saturday. As the EDSBAS folks summise: Hill's Twitter feed is all blow jobs, weed, and random thoughts about babies' frustrating fragility.
Something tells me Urban Meyer wasn't as close to Will Hill as he was to savior-incarnate Tim Tebow. Or was he...
Here's to hoping Thrill Hill succeeds in the NFL, so he can support his three babies and continue to entertain all us.
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