Thursday, September 27, 2012
On to the games...
Browns (+12) v. RAVENS
Ahh...the Art Modell Memorial Game. If the football Gods have any sense of karmic justice, they would let the Browns shock the world. However, your gods won't save you this game, Browns fans.
BTPC pick: Ravens laying the 12.
Pats (-4) v. BILLS
Pats have lost 2 in a row. Bills have lost two RBs in a row. We'll take UGG's model, Tom Brady...
BTPC pick: Pats laying the 4.
Lions (-4) v. VIKINGS
Vikings are game. Detroit may have finally found a RB. But they still have no defense.
BTPC pick: Vikings getting 4.
Panthers (+7) v. FALCONS
Not sure the Panthers will beat the Falcons, but 7 is a big cover for a team that can't run the ball worth a damn.
BTPC pick: Panther's getting 7.
49ers (-4.5) v. JETS
Here's the deal, the Jets stunk WITH Revis on the field Sunday. Miami should have won that game in regulation, then should have definitely won it in OT. Rex Ryan is such a joke. He made Clyde Gates (former Dolphin) one of his captains for OT, to try to tweak Miami. Problem is, Gates ran a HORRIBLE route to start the game, resulting in a INT. Way to send a message to your team, Coach. And Sparano looked like a moron beating his chest when the Jets took the lead in regulation. The fact they should have lost, leaving Sparano with Egg on his face would have been no surprise at karma for Miami fans. Meanwhile, Harbaugh's boys laid a stinker last week in a game they should have dominated. In this one, I'll take the team with the better coach who didn't suffer a season-ending injury to their superman player.
BTPC pick: 49ers laying the 4.5
Chargers (-1.5) v. CHIEFS
Crennel v. Turner! Two fan bases who know they're never winning anything with these two retreads as Head Coach. At some point, Matt Cassel's receivers are simply gonna walk out and refuse to run routes over the middle with the way he has laid them out. Or one of them will die. One of these two things will happen.
BTPC pick: Chargers laying 1.5
Titans (+12) v. TEXANS
The team with the QB who lost part of his ear last week is giving almost 2 TDs? Really?
BTPC pick: Titans getting 12
RAMS (+3) v. Seahawks
Seattle is not at home and the football gods will have to right the scales. Look for St. Louis to get every call in this one.
BTPC pick: UPSET SPECIAL: Rams getting 3
Dolphins (+5) v. CARDS
Miami should be 2-1 with rookie QB Ryan Tannehill. The Sportsguy has just been killing THill, saying how we know he's not good. We think that's crazy. While not looking like RGIII or Luck, THill has had his moments and has yet to look overwhelmed. Hell, Sportsguy keeps wondering why Miami isn't playing Matt Moore. Uh...b/c they aren't winning a SuperBowl with Moore as the starter. Any wins are gravy for Joe Philbin this year. He just needs to see his young'ns progress. Meanwhile, Arizona's defense is real.
BTPC pick: Cards laying the 5.
Raiders (+7) v. BRONCOS
Man...Peyton Manning's arm is a noodle now. Seriously, he cannot go deep or throw the 10, 15 yard outs with velocity. Teams are starting to notice and scheme accordingly.
BTPC pick: Raiders getting 7.
Bengals (-1) v. JAGS
We just traded Vincent Jackson for BenJarvis Green Ellis in our fantasy league. We look forward to the LawFirm giving us an instant return on our investment.
BTPC pick: Bengals laying the 1
Saints (+7.5) v. PACK
Two explosive football teams, who we thought would be contenders, who have both disappointed. Difference is, the Saints fall from grace has been their own doing (Bountygate costing them their head coach for this season), while the Packers got jobbed by a dude who couldn't qualify to ref Division I football. Football gods set things right this weekend...
BTPC pick: Pack laying 7.5
Redskins (+2) v. BUCS
Really no feel on this one. We'll take the points.
BTPC pick: Skins getting two.
Giants (+2.5) v. EAGLES
Uh...lemme get this straight, the Giants are GETTING points on the road and you want to know who we're taking? Seriously?
BTPC pick: Giants getting the points.
Bears (+3.5) v. COWBOYS
A Monday night bears game? We can't wait to see the cutaways to Cutler chewing out someone on the sidelines and looking disgusted versus the cutaways to Jerry Jones looking up at his own horrendous plastic surgery job on his big HD screen. We'll go with Jay getting the points...
BTPC pick: Bears getting 3.5
Week 3 record: 8-8 Upset Special: 1-0
Season to Date: 23-23-2 Upset Specials: 2-2
Career to Date: 409-384-31
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