We don't know whether to laugh or cry at this video. Could we please send a case, hell...a boatload of this shit to Congress? Stop crying and grow a pair already. Then crack a cold one to celebrate. Remember...it takes balls to get things done.
Forget about that, how about Jake's strong move on 'The Bachelor' last night? I'm not a Vienna Fan myself, but as Woody Allen said 'The heart wants what the heart wants..... and I want my adopted Vietnamese daughter.'
I am a bold figure, often seen powerwalking and crushing cans. I have been known to rock a microphone. I translate American Idol for enemy noncombatants. I routinely manage to infurriate DC Metro service personel. I woo women with my impressive name-dropping and my astounding ability at butterbean shelling.
When I'm bored, I take a case of wine over to my friend's house and get introduced to all the Puerto Rican girls who are dying to meet me.
I am a logical negativist who has propounded a set of laws that the world ignores, to its detriment.
I am an expert in Post-Civil War Reconstruction, a veteran of Greenwood Baseball, and an outlaw in Murrell's Inlet.
I once built a perpetual motion machine with Steve Roberts. I make homemade Sprite. I have been and remain on double secret probation.
The Russians call me "Vilnius Nastavic," because I require but one ping. I used to handle black ops for the United States Postal Service. I helped open Dog One and have doctored flight logs for rising 5-star colonels.
I have driven from Texarkana to Atlanta in 28 hours. I had no fatalities during my brief career on the safety patrol.
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Forget about that, how about Jake's strong move on 'The Bachelor' last night? I'm not a Vienna Fan myself, but as Woody Allen said 'The heart wants what the heart wants..... and I want my adopted Vietnamese daughter.'
I'm torn on Vienna. She's a bitch, but reminds me of Chloe Svegniy. And I like Chloe, if for nothing other than "The White Rabbit."
The Brown Bunny - sad that I know that. Also, I think Soon Yi is Korean...
That's it...
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