Maybe it's because "serious" conservatives like former Bush Press Secretary Dana Perino routinely offer up commentary like that below from this morning's Fox & Friends show (on the Deep Horizon-Gulf Oil Spill):
"I'm not trying to introduce a conspiracy theory, but was this deliberate? You have to wonder...if there was sabotage involved."
How cool is it to disclaim something crazy you are about to say, so that you can still say it and not appear crazy, thus having waived any responsibility for ever uttering it at all. We feel like trying it ourselves:
We're not saying Dana Perino is a slut, but was she pleasured by all these Marines, fulfilling a fantasy she held since she watched Heartbreak Ridge as a young woman who was only then becoming aware of her body and its desires? You look at all those smiles...and you have to wonder.