*Listen, we love Elin Nordegren Woods. Check out this picture...how could you not love her?
But the reports out today say Elin got pissed over Nike's Earl Woods voice over ad and the fact that Tiger returned so quickly to the links and played in the Masters. Hey...sweetheart, those buzz creating Nike ads and your soon-to-be-ex-husband's return to playing golf and capitalizing on his marketability for being the most dominant golfer in the world is what is going to be allowing your attorneys to nab you alimony which is bound to be larger than the GDP of dozens of nations. Combined. So spare us the play-by-play and just dump his ass already. Then call us.