Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hey Ladies!!!

With word that Elin Woods is filing for divorce*, it looks like the Tiger is back on the prowl. And who better to run with then the Teflon Sexual Predator himself, "Big" Ben Roethlisberger? Seriously, fathers lock up your daughters...there's a Master's champion and a Super Bowl MVP QB coming to town!

*Listen, we love Elin Nordegren Woods. Check out this could you not love her?

But the reports out today say Elin got pissed over Nike's Earl Woods voice over ad and the fact that Tiger returned so quickly to the links and played in the Masters. Hey...sweetheart, those buzz creating Nike ads and your soon-to-be-ex-husband's return to playing golf and capitalizing on his marketability for being the most dominant golfer in the world is what is going to be allowing your attorneys to nab you alimony which is bound to be larger than the GDP of dozens of nations. Combined. So spare us the play-by-play and just dump his ass already. Then call us.

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