Tuesday, July 27, 2010

BTPC Market Report for Tuesday: Expect big gains in Bronzer and Hair Care futures

There was a situation at the New York Stock Exchange this morning. Actually, it was The Situation, along with JWoww, Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore. They appeared at the NYSE to ring the bell for the opening of today's trading.

Alas, as the video below shows, CNBC's crew was not allowed to be interviewed. So, we were denied watching CNBC's Mark Haines grill JWoww about why she remains so heavily invested in Silicon Valley or watch him try to wrap his meager mind around The Situation explaining to him that this is the shirt before the shirt.


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