Monday, July 19, 2010

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

Intrepid news hounds The Enquirer is running a story that the original diva, Whitney Houston, has a $6,300 a week cocaine habit. That's over $300k per year.

$6,300 a week! That, my friends, is a shit load of blow. Let's say Whitney is scoring premium, blue flakes right off the boat and was getting raped for like $500 an 8-ball. That means she is burning through almost two of those a day.

It reminds us of some advice one of our favorite old defense attorneys here in town once offered up:

You know how much cocaine someone will buy? As much as you will fucking sell to 'em. Nobody ever just says, "Nah...I think that's too much coke. I don't really want that much." How ever much money someone that does cocaine has, that's as much cocaine as that person is gonna buy.

Obviously, the first question that comes to our mind is if Whitney is spending $6,300 a week on a coke habit, my god...how often was she demanding sex with Bobby Brown, who she admitted to Oprah she was "addicted" to? Poor guy.

1 comment:

Mike Reino said...

At $300 for an 8-ball... that's 21 8-balls , or over 2 1/2 ounces of blow a week.... That IS a lot of White Stuff. WHAT ??? I just happen to ..sniff,sniff... know this stuff. Did you hear that? Must be my paranoia again.