Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Kate Gosselin is single and crazy

So we saw this article about how Kate Gosselin is declaring herself single and ready to mingle and had to laugh.

"Kate's confidence is amazing," an insider tells me. "She thinks she is a fantastic catch. Not only does she think she has never looked better, Kate also now has a ton of money. As far as she's concerned, there is nothing not to like. She's beautiful, rich and thinks of herself as very easy to get along with."

First, if she thinks anyone is buying the "easy to get along with" line, then she is obviously hoping to meet a recently released convict or someone that has been trapping exotic bugs deep in the Amazon for the last 5 years with no exposure to television or the Internet. Secondly, "nothing not to like" about the 8 little rugrats and the camera crew? Finally, while we were huge Bones Brigade fans back in the day, we really can't bring ourselves to get aroused by a woman sporting Tony Hawks haircut from the late 80s. Just sayin...

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