Sunday, July 11, 2010

What would Sgt. Murtaugh think?

Meet Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of Mel Gibson's love child. Over the last two weeks or so, we've been treated to reminders of just how racist and crazy Mel is. In fact, we are beginning to think he is as crazy as his character from Lethal Weapon, Sgt. Martin Riggs.

In case you've missed it, Oksana apparently has been leaking recordings of Gibson going all "sugartits"-crazy. From telling her, “You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault,” to dropping the C-word all over the conversations, Mel apparently really is Mad Max. But it's not all bad...as WWTDD points out, at least Mel still has his comedic timing as evidenced by the following leaked line: “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

This just in...we just received a voicemail that Roger Murtaugh left for his good friend Riggs: "You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"

1 comment:

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Apparently, Murtaugh IS getting too old for this shit.... BA-DUM-BUM !!! I'm on fire today!!!!