How else do you explain today's death of the man who cleaned up the Double Deuce and rid the town of Jasper, Missouri of evil crime lord, Brad Wesley, a man whose sole redeeming quality was that he brought JC Penny to town.
Then again, perhaps heaven has been overrun by Soviet-backed, Cuban troops and God needed former high school QB Jed to roll in, pick up his brother and his friends and kick some commie ass.
It is always possible some fool in heaven is attempting to put Baby in the corner, therefore God needed Johnny Castle because nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Whatever the reason, Swayze has been battling pancreatic cancer for some time now and was rumored to be not doing well at all. He recently returned home to Los Angeles from his New Mexico ranch due to his condition worsening. Reports say he died with his family by his side.