Milla Jovovich and I have had a relationship since she first came into my life as Leeloo and said "Badaboom." Unfortunately, Milla has been unaware of our connection. But fortunately, perhaps guided by fate, she has decided to take a few pictures for me. And "oh my God" does she look incredible in the pics. (Warning: NSFW, unless your boss likes incredibly hot yet artsy and classic nudes).
Thanks, sweetie. I'll see you soon.