Welcome home, Mr. Taylor. Reports have him signing for an incentive-laden deal at $1.5 mil. He left $8.5 mil on the table in Washington. Apparently, you can come home again, if you're willing to take a $7 million dollar hit. As Omar Kelly reports, this gives Miami the most prolific sack duo by far, currently in the league: Taylor and Porter have 230.5 career sacks. That's 100 more than 2nd (DeMarcus Ware and Greg Ellis).
I think I'll let Donnie Van Zandt and the boys express my true feelings...
I am a bold figure, often seen powerwalking and crushing cans. I have been known to rock a microphone. I translate American Idol for enemy noncombatants. I routinely manage to infurriate DC Metro service personel. I woo women with my impressive name-dropping and my astounding ability at butterbean shelling.
When I'm bored, I take a case of wine over to my friend's house and get introduced to all the Puerto Rican girls who are dying to meet me.
I am a logical negativist who has propounded a set of laws that the world ignores, to its detriment.
I am an expert in Post-Civil War Reconstruction, a veteran of Greenwood Baseball, and an outlaw in Murrell's Inlet.
I once built a perpetual motion machine with Steve Roberts. I make homemade Sprite. I have been and remain on double secret probation.
The Russians call me "Vilnius Nastavic," because I require but one ping. I used to handle black ops for the United States Postal Service. I helped open Dog One and have doctored flight logs for rising 5-star colonels.
I have driven from Texarkana to Atlanta in 28 hours. I had no fatalities during my brief career on the safety patrol.