Not since the great Norm Peterson, has someone laid claim to a bar stool like Kyle Wygle of Newark, Ohio. Powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine, Kyle's stool is able to hit speeds of 38 mph. It's so fast, it has to have a wheelie bar to keep it grounded.
Fortunately for Kyle, he was only going about 20 mph when he crashed the stool on March 4. Unfortunately, he was plastered and the cops charged him with DUI.