Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Bill O'Reilly Pwned by Jessica Alba

"Hey, Bill. It's JA. Kiss my ass."

Maybe you saw the video of Jessica Alba refusing to give Bill O'Reilly a shout out, saying he was "kind of an a'hole." She also commented she was trying to be "Sweden about it."

Well, well...little Missy. You f*cked with the wrong Marine. Bill O'Reilly will rip off you head and call you a pinhead. And how will he justify it? By pointing out what an idiot you are for not knowing your history. It was Switzerland that was neutral, sweetheart. Now shut up.

Well, if Alba is a pinhead, what does that make Bill O? Because Sweden, like Switzerland, was also neutral as Alba recently pointed out on her MySpace page.

“I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately,” Alba
blogged on MySpace Celebrity. “Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really
classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral
country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites
are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people... it's so sad to
me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”

Yglesias commenter DTM points out, O'Reilly was probably just distracted by thinking about Alba wielding a falafel on him.

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