Thursday, January 1, 2009

Outback Bowl Prediction



Having watched the ginormous ass that is Lee Corso pick against the 'Cocks, I was inspired to make my own prediction. Here it is:


USC 34 Iowa 17


I guarantee Garcia blows up and gives us Gamecock fans hope and unrealistic expectations for the summer. How do I know this? Because he's in his hometown which also happens to be the home of arguably the most infamous stripclub in the country: Mons Venus. And you don't think this delinquent dying to roll up in there tonight and get the star treatment? Check out his facial hair...of course he does.


'Cocks roll.

3 comments:

Mike Reino said...

Garcia's playing like he's already at the Strip Club. He's giving out interceptions like it's cash in the Champagne Room. Pretty Smelley-esque....

pluvlaw said...

Yes...he did indeed make it rain on the Hawkeye's all right. What a despicable display. The sad thing is we have had back to back coaching legends. I mean, if neither Spurrier nor Holtz can make the program a winning program, who can?

Mike Reino said...

I would say forget the washed-up legend, and get the Genius Assistant who's best days are still ahead.. Carolina may never be able to keep their Head Coach for long - there's no loyalty to the program there.