This is Katon Dawson, the South Carolina GOP chair. Looks like Katon is making his move for the top slot of the RNC. RealClearPolitics has a story out that Dawson FedExed packages to all 168 members of the RNC. The packages held an 8-page survey, which I suppose Katon thinks will help them all "find themselves."
The results will be shared with all those who take Katon up on his invite to his "Reform Renew Restore Conference," which will be held in Myrtle Beach next weekend.
Personally, I'd prefer my favorite Dawson, Richard. Hey...it's keeping with the current GOP climate, which appears to be Family Fued.
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