How do you spell Moron in "Islamic?"

We're as upset as this little girl that Ricky is no longer in the public eye regularly...

But when you're this batshit crazy, you are always good for a small controversy when the news cycle is slow. The man who told you we did find WMDs in Iraq, compared homosexuality to pedophilia, fought for the WWF's right to juice up and tried to exploit Hurricane Katrina to pass a bill doing away with the National Weather Service providing free forecasts (since they interfere with private companies who want to charge you for that info) is back at it again.

This time, Ricky's stupidity rose to the surface during a lecture he was giving on Islam at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Now...what on earth the folks at U of N-L are doing letting Santorum speak on Islam, well...you've got me. What are his credentials? He's a self-appointed expert, that's what they are. He holds expert knowledge, like this:

Santorum said he believes Muslims’ religious views cannot be changed or altered,
so Middle Easterners reject American, democratic ideals.
“A democracy could
not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The
Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”

Uh...Rick, it's Arabic. The language is Arabic, not Islamic. There is no Islamic language. Stick to Christianity. At least when you flub that, your embarrassing ass won't further enrage our enemies.