We think it was obvious Hayward would be yanked at some point. It is no coincidence that BP made this decision AFTER this week's congressional hearings. Why get stank on someone else, when Hayward already stinks to high heaven?
The real news is who BP hired to replace Hayward: Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots. Already, we have learned of Longshanks' decree reinstating Prima Noctra on the Gulf Coast. But never fear...we've also learned that Harry Connick, Jr. has pledged to unite the clans. They can poison our shores for decades, but they can never take...our freedom.