Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Jehovah attempts to send Ohio statute Back to the Future

Unfortunately, all the 1.21 gigawatts did was burn the six-story"King of Kings" statue (aka "Touchdown Jesus") to the ground and start a fire in the adjacent church amphitheater. Sure he may be all-knowing and all-powerful, but apparently, he's no Doc Brown.

The statute has been a readily visible attraction along I-75 since it's erection by the evangelical Solid Rock Church located in Monroe, Ohio. Inexplicably, the Solid Rock Church elected to build the statue out of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, instead of chiseling it out of...you guessed it: solid rock. Too bad. If they were more committed to their name, we'd only have a scorched Jesus.

Hattip Chapman.

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