Thursday, June 10, 2010

Wanted: Panty Patrol

By now, you've probably heard about one of Britney Spears' security guards suing her for sexual harassment. We're not really surprised there. But what did grab our attention was this nugget from the Star article on the story: Spear's dad, banned Britney from leaving the house without a bra and demanded that her security guards enforce the ban. Apparently, Britney went out with the girls loose, got photographed and dad lost his shit.

On behalf of keeping the peace, the BTPC would like to offer our services for the Britney Spears' Panty Patrol. We can provide references if needed.

Put those back on, Britney! That's an order.

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